Nick Offerman break dances on Late Night (X)
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the people who write the skittles statuses are high as fuck
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DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING BIG FURRET IS
ITS BIGGER THAN FUCKING CHARIZARD
I ONLY FOUND THIS OUT TODAY AND I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF FURRET NOW
it doesn’t look that bi—
oh.
WHAT THE SHIT
CHRIST
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People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
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all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY
first comes love
then comes marriage
thanks obama
you’re welcome.
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They will scare you to your core.
This is a pretty accurate representation of my experiences with yoga.
HOLY SHIT. Hahahaha
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don’t set ups like this just make you laugh? like, oh here i am drinking some tea out of a fucking mason jar and on this table are some scattered blueberries lying on wax paper (not in a bowl because ~you’re a free spirit~) while looking at a photograph of someone wearing socks next to some bread.
this is no one’s life.
While I enjoy these sorts of lovely twee photographs for the concept of nostalgic, rustic and comfortable living they convey… I am totally not beyond laughing my ass off at this literal interpretation because you are totally right hahahahahaha
fuck you guys
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THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
This is the best
I desperately wish this had happened at any point in my running career.
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