- Aasif Mandvi: Dude. I'm in a video game. Okay? Last Airbender! I mean nobody's ever played it, but I'm in it! You don't see me complaining.
- Former NCAA Basketball Player: (Whose likeness was used without his permission) Did you get paid?
- Mandvi: YEAH I got paid, SHIT yeah, I'm not a schmuck!
so I’m at Dairy Queen ordering for my family
and the cashier asks whether I’d like whipped cream on the sundae
so I kind of shrug and laugh and go “haha, sure, lots, whatever”
and let me tell you something
they ain’t fuckin around at Dairy Queen
Oh my holy fuck this is hilarious.