"Wait, who IS the Holy Ghost [in the Holy Trinity]? I went to Catholic school, and I never— They could never… It’s like, the Holy Trinity is religion’s version of quantum mechanics, where they’re like, ‘Wellll, it’s sort of this, but it’s also this.’"
— Chris Hardwick, Nerdist podcast #424 (Casey Wilson and June Diane Raphael)
"I just watched Interview With A Vampire again — it is the worst… They should just call that movie “Theater Major."
— Dan St. Germain, You Made It Weird #178
"It’s very stiff. It’s like if burlap was shiny."
— Emily Gordon, about the lingerie found at WalMart, Indoor Kids podcast #109
"The only reason I went to NYU was because Theo from the Cosby Show went to NYU. I swear. to. god."
— Paul Scheer, Pointless podcast #31
"Drunk people say the same thing over and over again. High people use as many different words as possible."
— Doug Benson, “Pointless” podcast #15
"Getting old sucks. I had a thirty minute conversation about my knees with somebody the other day."
— Kevin Pereira, “Pointless” podcast #6
"Hey, Progressive’s a lipstick company, right?"
— Blaine Capatch, “Nerd Poker” episode 32