(Source: shygirl364, via lemondropstastelikebetrayal)
every movie should have bloopers
i don’t care if it’s schindler’s list i want bloopers
(via haave-you-met-ted)
Actual conversations that actually happen in my house
- Me: Go to bed.
- Jillian: I'm trying but internet.
Unsolicited Fact About Me:
My favorite kind of beer is I Don’t Care.
Favorite wine? Zinfendon’tgiveafuck.
Favorite Vodka? Vodka.
Favorite Tequila? In My Stomach.
Well is just fine with me, thank you.
Because I actually and totally don’t care. I’ve had good stuff. I’ve had scotch that dated to the primordial soup. It tasted like scotch. Acted like scotch, too.
I get it. Finer things. Refined palettes.
Don’t care.
It’s like cars with me. I like the ones that get me to work.
I’m a simple guy.
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