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GEORGE: Okay.
JERRY: Let’s go.
GEORGE: Here we are.
JERRY: Right now.
GEORGE: Let’s do it.
JERRY: You and me.
GEORGE: Okay.
JERRY: Alright.
GEORGE: What’dya got?
JERRY: I got: You enter, you go “Hi”, and I go, “Hello.” Now.. we need something here..(via The Cheever Letters)
Not gonna lie, I frequently quote that exchange to myself. Today I learned “The Cheever Letters” is one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes.
George: Well, how good a look did you get?
Jerry: Well what’d you mean?
George: Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police
sketch artist…
Jerry: They’d pick her up in about ten minutes.(via The Hamptons)
I was gonna say “GPOY,” but that really just doesn’t quite capture the extent to which I identify with George.
LITERALLY me.
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This is one of those “the longer your stare at it, the funnier it gets” GIFs. Well-animated, too, with just the glasses moving. Such a ridiculous episode.
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