January 2012
166 posts
shlabam replied to your photo: This is bullshit.
Dude, are you seriously losing to Aaron right now?
SHUT UP
I hate this game. One of my coworkers forced me to play a game with her and then yadda yadda yadda now I’m in like nine.
December 2011
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derpes:
if all the people who say that they’re forever alone actually never get married and have kids, the next generation of children will actually be tolerable
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Startup or Pokemon? →
mchotdog:
Zulily should totally be on this.
1. Yes it should
2. Pfft, easy questions. ;P
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On Professional Feedback:
Me: (After letting my boss know when my last day is) I'm up for a different job at Amazon next, so hopefully I'll see you again!
My boss: Thanks for letting me know -- What other position are you up for? Abna?
Me: I don't know what abna is, so probably not. Haha. All I know is it's for some kinda mobile app stuff?
My boss: Gotcha -- Lisa R can tell you more about ABNA (Amazon's Breakthrough Novel Award). My friend Thom runs it and I think he begins bringing on contractors in Jan[uary]. Do you have an MFA?
Me: If I lied, would you believe me?
My boss: I don't even believe you when you're telling the truth.
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pah:
adding life events on facebook:
“lost my virginity!”
“accidentally saw mom naked for the first time!”
“officially potty trained!”
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But the chilling takeaway of this whole debacle was the irrefutable air of...
– Joshua Kopstein, Dear Congress, It’s No Longer OK To Not Know How The Internet Works (via whimsicalities)
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You know what,
I’m’ma just go ahead and say it… As good as Trigun is, and even though it’s old, the voice acting is pretty sub-par.
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Ways Horrible/Humorless People Respond To...
theidiotking:
“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“You’re WEIRD.”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so...
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The awkward moment when you make a reference to a... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
All the time.
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anti-semantic-bastard replied to your post: WELP
Don’t ever change, Jesse.
Thanks, bud. Actively trying not to.
EDIT: Also, wait. Just got the joke.
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WELP
Just realized my blog’s current theme doesn’t fukken show italics. So it’s time to change again. :/
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